surrounded (a story told using schematic diagrams): act 1. lunch 1:45 pm water with nice view ---------------BIRD--------------- (wall) walkway for pedestrians ------BIRD---me---BIRD--------- (concrete which i sit on) 1:50 pm water with nice view -BIRD----------------------------- pedestrian walking ----------------me---------BIRD 1:55 pm water with not so nice view (i am distracted) ---------BIRD------------------------- BIRD BIRD BIRD ----------------me----BIRD--BIRD- 2:00 pm water with a somewhat view but it's really hot and my freckles hurt -----BIRD-------------------------- pedestrian walking ----------------me--shameless BIRD----------BIRD 2:15 pm what view? ----------------BIRD---------------- BIRD BIRD -----BIRD---me----2 shameless BIRDS 2:30 pm enough with this ish ---------------------------------------- walkway for pedestrians ---------------------------------------- me walking back to work... the end. i guess that teaches me to think twice about sitting outside when taking a late lunch (thus being the lone victim available to birds to torture...) posted by testimonies 3:57 PM Add a comment . . .
