so on the cable car, sometimes the conductors get frustrated, and for good reason. many drivers don't realize that you can't just smash on the brakes and stop at the last minute on these pure iron ton weighing vehicles. thus, (sometimes to their own detriment) drivers often suddenly swerve in front of the cable car in a desperate attempt to pass the 10 mph vehicle (muahahaha). anyway, ok this is totally mean, but it cracks me up how the conductors try to pound on their 'horn' to scream at the drivers, but on the cable car there are no horns. there's only the friendly sounding bell. thus, instead of laying a fat, extended BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP on the steering wheel that conveys ()#$*@*($)! YOU #$&*@)_@#*(%#()*!!!!! what you get instead is a conductor vigorously shaking and pulling the bell rope in anger and frustration, which unfortunately conveys something to the effect of clang! =) CLANG! =) clang! =) CLANG! =) [have a nice day] anyway. yeah. something that cracks me up. oh. something else that makes me laugh. so there was this guy who was frustrated that i wouldn't date him because he wasn't asian. well like i never told him that outright, but he knows i prefer asian people. anyway. so a bunch of us were in the car and he's in shot cuz he was too drunk to drive, so all he was capable of was controlling the cd player. christina, he goes, you'll really like this song, and he sticks in michael jackson's 'it don't matter if you're black or white' song. i didn't know whether to feel bad or laugh, it was so cute. he's so funny, i love him to death, but just not in that way... posted by testimonies 12:14 PM Add a comment . . .
